And just who the fuck are you? You've got less posts under your belt than me, and I've been here two fuckin months ... I don't really think that qualifies you as the owner of this board, but whatever, we didn't need that to prove that you were ignorant since your post sounds like it was written by ...

Hey, muh fuckin' Plato. Quit writing dissertations on my god damn message board. And further more what matters ain't what gets who off. What matters is people are gettin' off. And that's what makes life a beautiful thing. Not this talkin' with your mouth full. Of bullshit.

Now hold on a god damn second. The motherfuck is all this bullll shit? I come here for some reviews and I get a whole heapin' helpin' of bitchasserole. I had a bassist playin' with me back in '76 and he always went on like he was the man, always like "Hey Reggie you ain't shit." So I fired...

Kitten's got claws!

Here some reviews, not like any of you cats deserve 'em!

Medmonk: What’s this House in New Orleans shit? Oh great somebody when Spinal Tap all across this motherfucka. Hey, there already was a “Whisper Songâ€

I'm quakin' in my very expensive boots!

I know my question will never be answered: "Who gives a flying monkey fuck?" Dig?

If you're both feelin' it, nothing could be righter my friend.

I'm the only one who gets to write epilogues here, motherfucker. And this story was over long before your dumb ass brought anything to the table!

Now listen here, because Reggie Dallas has just been kicking back watching this all unfold and it's about time he said something. Here's the bottom line: Piggy boy, you made a song as flaccid as your scrawny little peckerwood, y'dig? That's what's really offensive here. Next time show some real ball...

Reggie, you are killin' me brother! I'm laughing my ass off over here. :lol: Right on, man, you comin' to the tryouts? Maybe you should just get: 1) Syd Barret 2) Los Lobos 3) Buckethead 4) Bootsy 5) Sesame Street 6) Big Bird 7) God to come to the "tryouts". Name drop enough? #'s 5 & ...

I don't know a damn thing about Lovecraft, but I do know how to craft some love if you can hear what it is I'm talking about!

You think you're crackerjack quick. But I'm gonna crack your jaw, sick!

I'm not asking for contribution for my gaddam health! We need a bassist and a drummer. Maybe even some brass, I know some of you cats can play. PM me, we'll get in touch with our soul.

Dirt I shoulda killed your ass! I had the gun in my jacket but then the heat came down on you. Anyway, all we need now is a bassist and some on the kit and we have ourselves a SHOW!

Albatross wrote:Wait a minute... I have mojo???

No.

I haven't gotten a single PM yet! Nobody wants in the band? This place is squaresville! Total.

Hey alriiiight!

TheHipCola wrote:Reggie, you are killin' me brother! I'm laughing my ass off over here.

Right on, man, you comin' to the tryouts?

Sausage Boy - So far off to a bad start. And right onto a bad finish! You gotta get a session goin' some time. Get a drummer! On Cassette - I had lunch with Syd Barret once. He tried to take my pants off, so I slapped him. HARD. I'd like to do the same with you. Humboldt Head - I once opened for Los...

I dropped a dictionary on my foot the other day. Hurt like a motherfucker!

Yeah, I jammed with Gilliam once. Son of a bitch can play.